One to Watch: Alphabet Made Out of Corpses

Alphabet made out of corpses in Halo

Yes, it may seem I am being a little partial to BoingBoing.net, but, hey, these readers are silly. And you can bet that others will (or certainly should) post more of their twisted thoughts on this subject:

"This really needs to be made into a usable font!"

"This made me giggle. Maybe I should go to sleep."

Pizza cutting scissors profane in the eyes of the Pizza God?

If the title isn't enough to draw you in, check out the comments below. Who knew so many people would be offended by this smite to the pizza god? What would he/she look like? Pizza the Hut anyone?

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/07/29/pizza-cutting-scisso.html




Wrought with sarcasm and mock despair, this collection of comments truly represents all the beauty of the internet and it's outlet for sarcasm.

From the practical:

“Forget pizza cutting. It's all about tearing the top off the pizza box after a late night delivery so that you and a friend can both have "plates". If sky mall sold specialty scissors for that, the world would implode.”

To the bordering on insane:

“This thing is so, so wrong. Besides the fact that cutting pizza with scissors makes the baby Jesus cry and probably the Flying Spaghetti Monster too, it's just not very practical.”

These comments are truly classic, even the stereotypical stupid commentators makes an appearance:

“They sell round pizzas now?”

“People still eat pizza? That's so cute.”

Then, in true form, there's that one guy that ruins it by being serious:

“Look, I don't know about the rest of you folks, but I've cut pizza with scissors quite a few times and it works really well.”

Enjoy!

artist philosopher hippie BFF's living in utopia

These girls were asking for it. After an interview with NY Magazine on their um, alternative lifestyle and friendship, "BROADSTROKER" went on to sarcastically show all he has in common with these 2 nutjobs:

"I recently spent a weekend with Bruce Hornsby up in the adirondacks. His elegant wife and her lesbian artist daughter were there. We shared art and made a communal dung pile. Afterwards we took the Hornsby family station wagon to town and played the zither in a local art house/blacksmithing shop. Bruce's friend Skip Stephenson, you know, he used to host Real People, and some Falun Gong members joined us in taking photographs of each other's toe nails. My best friend Zelda painted hers with the blood from a mosquito - AIDS infested blood. Zelda and I enjoy playing the home version of Hollywood Squares. Emmanual Lewis introduced us to it, is so much more interesting than checkers. Which I once played in Casablanca. Bruce and I intend to make a tribute album to Mel, the cook from Alice once i learn to play an instument or to sing."

and if that wasn't enough, he went on to add in a later post:

"Also if i did not mention it, I am totally against orthodontists. It's not that I am poor and could never afford one and this whole look at me I live in New York and see the world uniquely thing is just a cover for the fact that my dad was fired from his coal mining job and my mom has 32 cats, it's more that orthodontists represent capitalism and stuff and im like against that. Have you ever noticed that people with "class" and "brains" and "educations" ALL have pretty nice teeth? Those are the same people that run the world and enslave the rest of us. Well not me. Im not going to straighten my teef out EVER. False lesbianism is founded on the principles of smelly pits, low self esteem, no talent to speak of, and above all else, razor sharp snaggle teef."