Friday, August 1, 2008

Update: Alphabet Made Out of Corpses

Ha, I told you that you should watch this page...you didn't? That's okay I watched for both of us. Here are a few gems from the people around the world who think too much and/or have way too much time on their hands. One must wonder, where did all this creative energy go before the internet...

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/30/alphabet-made-out-of.html

"My daughter had a Sesame Street Grover alphabet book when she was little, in which Grover was bent and twisted into all the letter shapes (he's apparently very flexible). This is better, though I suppose not for little kids.

Also, "C" is for cookie, and that's good enough for me!"

And the winner so far for Phenomenal Misuse of Time Entertaining Perfect Strangers Who May or May Not Read the Comments:

"A is for Arthur, overwhelmed by the Flood,
B is for Barry who drowned in his blood,
C is for Charlie, crushed by a Brute,
And D is for Desmond, who punctured his suit.
E is for Edward, chewed up by a Drone,
And F is for Frank, who expired with a groan.
Glen fell from his Warthog and died on the spot
And Howard was knifed, bombed and finally shot.
A grenade fell on Ivan and blew him to bits,
While John lost his life after multiple hits.
K is for Kenny - some bastards killed him -
And L is for Leo, ambushed in the gym
M is for Michael, picked off by Elite,
And N is for Nelson, who lost both his feet.
Ox was a Spartan, but now he's a smear,
And Peter got vaporized some time last year.
Quentin was chopped into bits by a Grunt
And Roy lost his life on his way to the front.
S is for Sam, who ran out of ammo
And T is for Terry, allergic to camo.
Uther had both his arms ripped from their sockets,
Vic died when his Hornet was hit by two rockets
W's for William, who dropped a grenade
And X is for Xavier, stabbed on parade
Y is for Yorick, run down by a biker
Last, Z is for Zero, killed with a Spiker."



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